As someone who loves books and fears fairies, I am part of the target audience for “The Absolute Book” by Elizabeth Knox. You probably are, too. (If you don’t currently fear fairies, you haven’t read the right books about them, and you’ve certainly never faced the consequences of entering (even unknowingly) a bargain with one. For example, perhaps you’re traipsing through an idyllic woodland in a doomed attempt to recover a monocle or ascot you lost the previous day while burying a cache of aged cheese, when a dapper young man calls out to you, “Yoo hoo, care for some aged cheese?” There’s no way you’re passing up free cheese, and now that it’s been brought up, you have a real hankering, and you’ve left your shovel at home, so you can’t very well dig up your cheese cache, and also, you’re beginning to suspect this young feller may have acquired his cheese by pilfering the stash you’d so carefully concealed, and accepting the cheese would give you the chance to compare it to the cheeses you’d buried, and, if it matches, give this lad a stern talking to about a burier’s honor and the digger’s code. So you graciously accept the cheese, compliment him on his monocle and ascot, compare the cheese to your memory, and realize it’s an exact match. You start to admonish him, but then he says some stuff about how in exchange for the cheese you’re now forever doomed to write preposterous and patience-testing introductions to your blog posts without realizing you’re doing so. He also offers his monocle in exchange for a “magically sealed guarantee that you will fulfill a darkest bargain” at a later date. After asking for another piece of cheese and impatiently agreeing to additional inscrutable terms as he presents them (you’re quite hungry, and could do with a long soak in the tub), you retire to your manor. Much to your relief, you find your blog posts are as sensical and relevant as ever. But even were his “darkest bargain” to hold, even if the stuff about “forever serving” and “suffering the emptiness of the bleakest evenings eternally for the amusement of the fae’s brood” is true, a being who extracts bargains in exchange for stolen goods is one a gentleman does not hold in high regard, and a being who steals buried cheese is one to be feared.) Continue reading “The Gentleman Recommends: Elizabeth Knox”
Many a time I have been expounding on one of my favorite topics — classic literature — only to notice that my intended audience was edging toward the door with a trapped, hunted look in their eyes. After blocking exits and conducting interrogations interviews, I discovered why. Some people are under the impression that the label “classic” means a piece of writing is boring, Serious with a capital S, and designed to Teach a Lesson in the most ponderous way possible. As your Classics Maven, it is my unsolemn duty to dispel this notion by providing a list of books virtually guaranteed to elicit chuckles rather than furrowed brows. Continue reading “Classics for Everyone: What’s So Funny About Classic Literature?”
Posted on Wednesday, November 10, 2021 by Decimal Diver
Morgan Eye is a Columbia, MO author who recently came out with her debut book, “The Eye In Team: Cinderella Wore Sneakers.” It’s an autobiography of her life in basketball, from her early years playing in the small town of Montrose, Missouri, to her record breaking career at Mizzou and beyond. The book covers the highs and lows of her journey, as well as the challenges she’s faced both on and off the basketball court. Morgan and her husband both live in Columbia, where she teaches classes through the Columbia Public Schools and coaches girls basketball at Hickman High School. I emailed some interview questions to her, and she was kind enough to take time to write back some answers. Continue reading “Q&A With Morgan Eye, Author of “The Eye In Team””
Dementia, particularly Alzheimer’s Disease, is a big topic right now. Because my mom has Alzheimer’s and many of my friends have relatives with dementia, I have been reading books and articles and attending programs about the subject. I have learned that conversations had to change. When I visit, I can’t ask her “How are you doing?” “Did you enjoy your breakfast?” “What have you done today?” She can’t answer these questions and it frustrates her. I have to find other things to talk about with her. One of the books I read, “I’m Still Here” by John Zeisel says “ask the person with Alzheimer’s for expressions of emotions rather than cognitive data. Ask how they feel about a topic” not information about something they did. And it is important for you to be the conversation generator. They are often no longer capable of coming up with things to talk about. Continue reading “Social Conversations With a Loved One With Dementia”
Here are a few of the most notable debut novels coming out in October. These have all received positive reviews in library journals. For a longer list, please visit our catalog.
Robin Blyth has more than enough bother in his life. He’s struggling to be a good older brother, a responsible employer, and the harried baronet of a seat gutted by his late parents’ excesses. When an administrative mistake sees him named the civil service liaison to a hidden magical society, he discovers what’s been operating beneath the unextraordinary reality he’s always known.
Now Robin must contend with the beauty and danger of magic, an excruciating deadly curse, and the alarming visions of the future that come with it — not to mention Edwin Courcey, his cold and prickly counterpart in the magical bureaucracy, who clearly wishes Robin were anyone and anywhere else.
Robin’s predecessor has disappeared, and the mystery of what happened to him reveals unsettling truths about the very oldest stories they’ve been told about the land they live on and what binds it. Thrown together and facing unexpected dangers, Robin and Edwin discover a plot that threatens every magician in the British Isles — and a secret that more than one person has already died to keep.
Fall is here and so begins a few months of holidays that many people celebrate: Halloween, Veteran’s Day, Thanksgiving, Chanukah, Winter’s Solstice, Christmas and Kwanzaa to name a few. Besides the busyness of this period, memories of the year also come to mind. Some are happy, some are difficult and others are thought-provoking. This year, I decided to make a memory jar to hold my thoughts and feelings. Our Crafternoon-To-Go kit this month is designed just for that. The kit will provide the supplies needed to create a beautiful, colorful jar to hold your memories. Important: Do not use these jars for edibles or for burning a real candle. Continue reading “Crafternoon-To-Go: Memory Jars”
I’m highlighting some nonfiction books coming out in November. All of the mentioned titles are available to put on hold in our catalog and will also be made available via the library’s Overdrive website on the day of publication in eBook and downloadable audiobook format (as available). For a more extensive list of new nonfiction books coming out this month, check our online catalog.
Top Picks
“Immune: A Journey Into the Mysterious System That Keeps You Alive” by Philipp Dettmer (Nov 2)
You wake up and feel a tickle in your throat. Your head hurts. You’re mildly annoyed as you get the kids ready for school and dress for work yourself. Meanwhile, an epic war is being fought, just below your skin. Millions are fighting and dying for you to be able to complain as you head out the door. But most of us never really stop to ask: What even is our immune system? Second only to the human brain in its complexity, it is one of the oldest and most critical facets of life on Earth. Without it, you would die within days. In “Immune,” Philipp Dettmer, the brains behind the most popular science channel on YouTube, takes readers on a journey through the fortress of the human body and its defenses. There is a constant battle of staggering scale raging within us, full of stories of invasion, strategy, defeat, and noble self-sacrifice. In fact, in the time you’ve been reading this, your immune system has probably identified and eradicated a cancer cell that started to grow in your body. Each chapter delves into an element of the immune system, including defenses like antibodies and inflammation as well as threats like bacteria, allergies, and cancer, as Dettmer reveals why boosting your immune system is actually nonsense, how parasites sneak their way past your body’s defenses, how viruses work, and what goes on in your wounds when you cut yourself. Enlivened by engaging full-color graphics and immersive descriptions, “Immune” turns one of the most intricate, interconnected, and confusing subjects — immunology — into a gripping adventure through an astonishing alien landscape. “Immune” is a vital and remarkably fun crash course in what is arguably, and increasingly, the most important system in the body. Continue reading “Nonfiction Roundup: November 2021”
Throughout its history, the horror genre has been effective at exploring and subverting cultural anxieties and taboos. Between the late 1960s and early 90s, there was plenty of material to work with. These decades saw one revolution after another, including the upending of social mores around sexuality, rapid developments in science and technology and the apocalyptic fears of the Cold War. It was also a boom time for mass market paperbacks, and horror authors in this period abandoned convention and respectability, running with the most bizarre and indecent plots they could imagine.
“When’s the last time you read about…sex witches from the fourth dimension, flesh-eating moths, homicidal mimes, or golems stalking Long Island?”
Posted on Wednesday, October 27, 2021 by Jason Delpire
Bolognese
Fresh pasta with the classic Bolognese sauce, topped with freshly grated Parmesan.
I started this blog post with the intention of focusing on pasta dishes. I have a small amount of experience making fresh pasta and wanted to expand on that for this post. While deciding between “Mastering Pasta” by Marc Vetri or “Flour + Water” by Thomas McNoughton, my interest was piqued by a Bolognese recipe in “Mastering Pasta.” I fell into a rabbit hole, researching the thousands (okay, maybe it was dozens) of variations on this one idea. For example, just in my personal cookbook collection I found no fewer than six different recipes.
I know, you’re thinking, “But, Jason, it’s just a meat sauce, like you’d put on spaghetti. You know, spaghetti sauce. A company was even named after the Italian term for meat sauce. Of course there are many varieties, this is not worthy of a blog post.” I am taking the stance that Bolognese is so much more than, and so much better than, what we think of as spaghetti sauce. Continue reading “Read The Recipe! Vol. 2”
PBS recently announced that season two of Masterpiece Theater’s “All Creatures Great and Small” will be available in the U.S. on January 9, 2022. I’m a big James Herriot fan, and I enjoyed season one of this new television adaption of James Herriot’s classic stories of working as a young veterinarian in rural England in the 1930s. The announcement has me anxiously awaiting season two. If you’re also getting antsy for the next installment, here are some ideas to tide you over until January, 2022.
It’s always a good idea to re-watch the previous season, which is available on DVD at the library. But that won’t take very long to watch if you’re serious about Herriot, which I am. What will take awhile to get through is 90 episodes of the BBC series by the same name which ran sporadically from 1978 to 1990.
Fall is here and so begins a few months of holidays that many people celebrate: Halloween, Veteran’s Day, Thanksgiving, Chanukah, Winter’s Solstice, Christmas and Kwanzaa to name a few. Besides the busyness of this period, memories of the year also come to mind. Some are happy, some are difficult and others are thought-provoking. This year, I decided to make a memory jar to hold my thoughts and feelings. Our Crafternoon-To-Go kit this month is designed just for that. The kit will provide the supplies needed to create a beautiful, colorful jar to hold your memories. Important: Do not use these jars for edibles or for burning a real candle. 
